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3:53pm September 16, 2014
redplebeian:

Too fucking real

redplebeian:

Too fucking real

3:52pm September 16, 2014
3:52pm September 16, 2014
quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

3:48pm September 16, 2014

the-world-is-a-corner:

shadowstep-of-bast:

carpeumbra:

No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.

They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.

They were young adult rebels with a cause.

where my punk-rock apostles at

And none of them were WHITE.

3:35pm September 16, 2014

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

3:34pm September 16, 2014
contract-dongs:

homestuckrpproblems:

An explanation brought to us by tumblr user kurmeus! Taken from this same post on the prior blog.

gog was used thrice in the comic, once by dave and twice by terezi. the others use god, humans and trolls alike. it was more or less an inside joke between dave and terezi but then they never used it again.
jegus, on the other hand, was mentioned 24 times in the comic and its not just used by dave and terezi. the first instance of the word was used by davesprite, terezi copied it and used it 6 times, john said it 4 times but its just to question the use of it (by terezi, vriska, and dave), vriska used it 4 times, dave used it 3 times (once with terezis quirk), karkat said it about 3 times, and feferi used it once with jade. two of it was used outside of logs by karkat, i guess.
the trolls dont actually have a troll equivalent for jesus so they used jegus instead. none of the trolls ever used jesus, just the kids.


EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
LOOK, DAMN YOU, LOOK!

contract-dongs:

homestuckrpproblems:

An explanation brought to us by tumblr user kurmeus! Taken from this same post on the prior blog.

gog was used thrice in the comic, once by dave and twice by terezi. the others use god, humans and trolls alike. it was more or less an inside joke between dave and terezi but then they never used it again.

jegus, on the other hand, was mentioned 24 times in the comic and its not just used by dave and terezi. the first instance of the word was used by davesprite, terezi copied it and used it 6 times, john said it 4 times but its just to question the use of it (by terezi, vriska, and dave), vriska used it 4 times, dave used it 3 times (once with terezis quirk), karkat said it about 3 times, and feferi used it once with jade. two of it was used outside of logs by karkat, i guess.

the trolls dont actually have a troll equivalent for jesus so they used jegus instead. none of the trolls ever used jesus, just the kids.

EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

LOOK, DAMN YOU, LOOK!

3:32pm September 16, 2014

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

If only my teachers were like that….

3:31pm September 16, 2014

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

8:02am September 16, 2014

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger